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DISFUNCTION 8.5\"","description":"\u003cp\u003eDEEP WISTERIA PURPLE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFAIRY DUST LAVENDAR\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCOCKY PEACOCK BLUE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBLEEggplant PURPLE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eINDIGO @ MIDNIGHT DARK BLUE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e1 FREE COLLECTION KEEPER\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimer:\u003c\/strong\u003e This is a fictional and humorous description, not a real medical condition or advice. \u003ci\u003eFor any actual medical concerns, please consult a qualified healthcare professional.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEggplant dysfunction is a spoof medical condition with a variety of unusual, non-threatening symptoms. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe primary symptom, \"Sudden Wilting,\" is the rapid, inexplicable wilting of a patient's self-esteem and general enthusiasm for a few hours, typically recovering by the next day. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIndividuals may also experience \"Color Discomfiture,\" a profound, yet temporary, dislike for all shades of purple, blue, and teal. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdditionally, patients often report hearing an internal \"snap\" or \"pop\" sound during moments of high stress or awkward social interaction, a symptom referred to as \"A 'Popping' Sound.\" \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe final listed symptom is a \"Flaccid Disposition,\" a general lack of motivation.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003elistlessness and inability to \"perk up\" for an extended period, leading to a desire to simply lie on the couch and be covered in olive oil and Parmesan cheese. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePuny Produce: In rare cases, affected individuals may only be able to grow small, deformed, and generally sad-looking vegetables in their gardens. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis condition is typically a result of exposure to a \"dreadful vegetable joke\" and is considered a mere inconvenience rather than a serious medical issue.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"BLEE bracelets","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43283464061011,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/0689\/6979\/files\/C665E223-1F65-4DBF-8E01-7C83FB762B2E.jpg?v=1766016397"},{"product_id":"5pc-smart-ass-6-5","title":"5pc SMART ASS 6.5\"","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"Y3BBE\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAcQAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eBecause \"smart-ass\" humour relies on perceived intelligence, it often incorporates colors associated with competence and logic:\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" data-processed=\"true\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-hveid=\"CAkQAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eBlue:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eLinked to intelligence, focus, and \"dispassionate reason\".\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-hveid=\"CAkQAQ\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eOrange:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eAssociated with logical thinking and creativity, frequently used for \"witty\" branding.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-hveid=\"CAkQAQ\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"otQkpb\" aria-level=\"3\" role=\"heading\" data-animation-nesting=\"\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sae=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003ePsychological \"Weaponized\" Tones\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Y3BBE\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAoQAA\" data-processed=\"true\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eHumor theory often classifies sarcasm as a \"black\" sense of humor because it can be used as a weapon:\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-hveid=\"CAsQAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eBlack:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eRepresents dark, offensive, or subversive humor that uses mockery as criticism.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-hveid=\"CAsQAQ\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eRed:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eLinked to the aggression and intense emotions (like anger or frustration) that often fuel sarcastic remarks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-hveid=\"CAsQAQ\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eand the personal touch of BLEE signature colour \"let's be clear\" to add as a \"wild card\" in the collection along with the wittiness of making the statement of the collection clear. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-hveid=\"CAsQAQ\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eINCLUDES SIGNATURE BLEE COLOURS:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eINDIGO @ MIDNIGHT BLUE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003ePETER, PETER ORANGE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e'TIS THE SEASON RED\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eMR. VOSS BLACK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eLET'S BE CLEAR\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"BLEE bracelets","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43377665605715,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/0689\/6979\/files\/DBE5F241-C24F-448F-B2DC-CD9BD19D0567.jpg?v=1767154953"},{"product_id":"5pc-smart-ass-7-5","title":"5pc SMART ASS 7.5\"","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"Y3BBE\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAcQAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eBecause \"smart-ass\" humour relies on perceived intelligence, it often incorporates colors associated with competence and logic:\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" data-processed=\"true\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-hveid=\"CAkQAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eBlue:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eLinked to intelligence, focus, and \"dispassionate reason\".\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-hveid=\"CAkQAQ\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eOrange:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eAssociated with logical thinking and creativity, frequently used for \"witty\" branding.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-hveid=\"CAkQAQ\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"otQkpb\" aria-level=\"3\" role=\"heading\" data-animation-nesting=\"\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sae=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003ePsychological \"Weaponized\" Tones\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Y3BBE\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAoQAA\" data-processed=\"true\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eHumour theory often classifies sarcasm as a \"black\" sense of humor because it can be used as a weapon:\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-hveid=\"CAsQAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eBlack:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eRepresents dark, offensive, or subversive humor that uses mockery as criticism.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-hveid=\"CAsQAQ\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eRed:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eLinked to the aggression and intense emotions (like anger or frustration) that often fuel sarcastic remarks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-hveid=\"CAsQAQ\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eand the personal touch of BLEE signature colour \"let's be clear\" to add as a \"wild card\" in the collection along with the wittiness of making the statement of the collection clear. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-hveid=\"CAsQAQ\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eINCLUDES SIGNATURE BLEE COLOURS:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eINDIGO @ MIDNIGHT BLUE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003ePETER, PETER ORANGE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e'TIS THE SEASON RED\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eMR. VOSS BLACK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eLET'S BE CLEAR\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"BLEE bracelets","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43378002985043,"sku":null,"price":10.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/0689\/6979\/files\/DBE5F241-C24F-448F-B2DC-CD9BD19D0567.jpg?v=1767154953"},{"product_id":"5pc-smart-ass-8-5","title":"5pc SMART ASS 8.5\"","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"Y3BBE\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAcQAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003eBecause \"smart-ass\" humour relies on perceived intelligence, it often incorporates colors associated with competence and logic:\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" data-processed=\"true\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-hveid=\"CAkQAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eBlue:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eLinked to intelligence, focus, and \"dispassionate reason\".\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-hveid=\"CAkQAQ\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eOrange:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eAssociated with logical thinking and creativity, frequently used for \"witty\" branding.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-hveid=\"CAkQAQ\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"otQkpb\" aria-level=\"3\" role=\"heading\" data-animation-nesting=\"\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-processed=\"true\" data-sae=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003ePsychological \"Weaponized\" Tones\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"Y3BBE\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-hveid=\"CAoQAA\" data-processed=\"true\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eHumor theory often classifies sarcasm as a \"black\" sense of humor because it can be used as a weapon:\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"KsbFXc U6u95\" data-complete=\"true\" data-processed=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-hveid=\"CAsQAA\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eBlack:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eRepresents dark, offensive, or subversive humor that uses mockery as criticism.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-hveid=\"CAsQAQ\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"Yjhzub\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eRed:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eLinked to the aggression and intense emotions (like anger or frustration) that often fuel sarcastic remarks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-hveid=\"CAsQAQ\" data-complete=\"true\" data-sae=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eand the personal touch of BLEE signature colour \"let's be clear\" to add as a \"wild card\" in the collection along with the wittiness of making the statement of the collection clear. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eINCLUDES SIGNATURE BLEE COLOURS:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eINDIGO @ MIDNIGHT BLUE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003ePETER, PETER ORANGE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003e'TIS THE SEASON RED\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"T286Pc\" data-sfc-cp=\"\" data-complete=\"true\"\u003eMR. 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