4pc BARELY FUNCTIONING

The "Barely Functioning" 4-Piece Collection

This collection is dedicated to those days when you are operating on single-digit battery percentages and making questionable lifestyle choices just to survive the week.

• That's the Fact Jack (Army Green): A heavy, fatigue green that embodies the tactical mindset required to navigate your messy bedroom floor without stepping on a stray charging block.

• That's Pink! (Bright Pink): A loud, neon burst representing the sudden, panicked impulse to buy random things online at 2:00 AM because you think it will magically fix your life routine.

• Beaver Tail (Dark Brown): A deep, murky brown named after the exact texture and state of your hair after skipping wash day for the third morning in a row.

• Mr. Voss Black: A sharp, pitch-black void that matches the exact color of your morning coffee, which you desperately need to drink just to blink at a normal human pace.